Melting faces :)

I'm back! Though your instant reaction to this is to celebrate, party, rave, get naked, jack off, whatever butters your muffin, might i advise you to wait till after you read this? If that's too much to ask by all means whip it out. Not that you'll be missing much. For the one reader i have left who isn't on pornhub... Hi. I hadn't really expected to get this far.
This is my third blog. I tried to get my second one back, but for once on the internet deleted means deleted and that has been condemned to hell where it belongs. The first was possibly gayer than Gok Wan styling hair on an interior design program on Sky Arts, wearing a fairy outfit singing Rick Astley while also packing fudge prancing in a pink meadow with Care Bears. This one is going to be vaguely heterosexual. Like, minus the Care Bears. Not that i'm gay, but i have a tendency to write about feelings, which as every man knows, are gay.
I've had some seriously shit times recently, but this isn't one of them. Everything just seems... great :D.
Yeah, thats a smiley in a blog. Hang me grammar freaks.
I had an epiphany-kinda-thing-but-not-an-epiphany-because-thats-gay-grr the other day, and realised i'm pretty awesome. Not in a massive-headed arrogant way either. Though that does help when writing that kind of sentence.
I've got an unconditional offer from a half-decent uni, good hair when i bother, fantastic friends. Not exactly in the traditional way, but i'm as bad :).
Can't hang me twice fuckers.
Everything these days is just really chilled. I can actually breathe again. The sun has been shining these last few days that i've been with friends.
I'm holding a birthday party on Saturday, 12th March. I'm turning 19. About 7/8 people are coming and it's going to be absolutely wild. Gallons of alcohol and lots of terrorism brought to the tiny village of West Walton :D both socially and destructively. I literally cannot wait.
Let's melt some faces.
I'll keep you posted.

Ciaozard :)