Lapras.

I got reported to Facebook today :L.
HA HA HA HA HA
Several months ago a friend fraped me, adding everyone in the world with the surname 'Laprus', after the Pokemon:

I'd been playing a Pokemon Game Boy game on a rest day in Laandan not so long ago when this hilarious stunt was pulled. Turns out it's a fairly common name in eastern Europe. It also turns out it's spelt LaprAs. So now I'm friends with lots of very confused Russians who can't seem to understand that they're the product of a bad joke gone completely wrong that wasn't funny in the first place. Feel free to wonder where the 'Joke' observation came from. No matter how much I try to explain, in Google-translated Russian or Brazilian or whatever, that they're almost a large blue Pokemon, they just don't get it. I even link them pictures etc. Well, one of them reported me to the man today for responding to a 'Poke' with 'A link to a Pokemon hentai porn site'. This was seen as inappropriate, I received an official warning and hilarity goes on :D.

Alicja Laprus needs to grow some balls.

Like this:

Except with an A and plural.

The powers that be at Facebook were pretty gay about the entire situation. My email in reply was wondering why they didn't think it was funny, if they'd actually seen the porn on offer and even some further watching to broaden their Pokemon hentai horizons, to which they responded with 'Warning number 2', so they're now watching everything I do on Facebook for a time :D HA. And that's not even the best part... I've found the guy working for Facebook who sent the email ON Facebook, who is now friends with my anonymous account :D. So I'm lining up Digimon porn, which is more of an insult than porn. So yeah, it's pretty weird. Like, the whole thing.

I'm going to Google+ anyway :).

Can anyone mourning the loss of Amy Winehouse please search 'Norway shooting' on BBC news? Please. One of these needs to be remembered as a worldwide disaster, the other forgotten, whatever it was. With all due respect, like half of it. There's nothing I can say about either for entirely different reasons, so I'll move on.

Turns out there's a courthouse in Wisbech. The sign is missing. In fact, the only sign of habitation is pinned up on the wonk in an upstairs window. A small-ish England flag from the Sun magazine... in an impartial courthouse to a town that's 50% immigrants. The 'impartial' was sarcastic, in the same sense 'racially tolerant' or 'justified' would be.

God I need to get to Keele (uni in the north). I'm getting over two grand in a month :D. Camping on Wednesday FOR TWO DAYS :D :D :D :D :D. Tequila is the new drink. Complete with salt and lime/lemon :D. This summer is going to be excellent. And insane. Me and a friend (same Lapras spamming one) have a taste for illegal drunken actions. This is probably the last post for a long time readers, make the most of it. Find me on Facebook or Google+, I'm Aaron Warden. The ridiculously good looking one in a suit.

I'm not sure if I can actually get better looking. It used to be a joke but I am genuinely the best looking person you will ever meet, as you may be able to tell from a few recent posts.

Bask in my magnificence.

:D PEACE :D XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX