Peckish?

Something happened to me today. Imagine, if you will, something as unlikely as the second coming of Jesus or the actual death of Lazarus. Something as triumphant as a Manchester United treble or human kind occupying a new planet. Something as revolutionary as time travel or a method of uploading our consciousness into badgers (which I assume we all want???) Something as unlikely as the actual first coming of Jesus.
The joke there was tied to the first line, yeah something anti-religious. I had to drop the Lazarus bit, I tried to work it in, but writing this has already taken way too long because I'm watching Family Guy :D.
In the end not a great joke. Just concentrate on the badger one. :)
Besides, I'm sure Jesus is great.
I don't care the besides there makes no sense at all, fuck you. :)
Anyway, back to the thing that happened.
You're going to love this. Well worth the hype. Which you'll know, if you know me, is me pointing out sarcastically that I've completely wasted your time and you're going to be severely disappointed.
I got peckish just now and, in my tired state, couldn't find anything to eat. After three dangerous, epic yet unsuccessful voyages to the cupboard in the kitchen I saw, highlighted by a single shaft of golden light high on the top shelf, an entire tube of Pringles.
T'was awesome. In my delirious, starved and very happy state I laughed and ate each and every one. With deliberate and almost obscene pleasure.
Even with the warning, you still thought it'd be better than that, didn't you?
I'd apologise, but the Pringles were just so good. You don't understand.

In other news, my rib dislocated on the bus today. Again. Caught another nerve in my chest, went to hospital. People were all worried on the bus, which was very weird. They were really nice :).
Lets see, what else. Watched Kiss Ass, loved it. Brought some new yellow shoes, except these ones have eyes on them :D. It seems most of my days now consist of singing, exercising and football manager. It's brilliant. Though I am after a full time job now, at least till the summer when I'm going to Sweden for a few weeks :D.

And I think that's about all.

PEACE X