There's only one thing to do - learn the language of the fleas, earn their trust, and breed with their women. And in time our differences will be forgotten... :D I love family guy.
Hey again world. I really wasn't sure if I'd post another one of these, but people still seem to be viewing this. Never fear faithful reader, this will definitely put a stop to that. There's quite a lot to report for once, some of which is very interesting, but I will exercise my unique talent for grammatically ruining my account of them and will once again paint a boring portrait of myself.
PFF
Like that could ever happen, I'm Aaron Warden, more interesting than water mattresses, sudoku or even the psychedelic-painted level on Super Mario. Perhaps not quite as interesting as the knife that toasts bread as you cut it on The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. There's a line.
T'was camping on Friday, in celebration of a very good friends birthday :). Several of these people are great, some could do with a little less living but they are easily ignorable / murder-able. Lots of harmless conversation, most of which was retarded, with a healthy share of alcohol and football.
Currently watching the South Park episode where a penis is grown on a mouse, in preparation for attachment to a guy who had his removed in a sex change operation, but the mouse-penis escapes and mayhem ensues. Oh South Park and their genital-animal ways. Dearie me. What do you mean you haven't seen it? Get some culture dude. The mouse sings at the end, a duet with the head of the human penis on its back. See? Deep stuff.
Back to camping. It was really good fun. Stupid shenanigans, drinking games and other general things me and my group of friends do. For most of them there are far too many reasons to laugh at them, bless, so things were funny. Spent an exhausting number of hours talking to a group member I didn't know that well, and now I know her very well, more friends the merrier :). Woke up, showed how much of a shit morning person I am, left. Good story?
WAIT
I left out the best part. Me and Ethan (see if you can spot a mention of him in a previous post eagle-eyed viewer. Hint: It's in the post 'Ethan's a dick'.) saw a shooting star :D :D :D. We each made a wish and the whole night was then magical <3. No homo. It was the first I'd ever seen, and bloody hell it was worth the wait (I'm 19). Crackin' lackin' night.
When I was little the wish for every birthday, capture of a fairy etc was 'I wish Pokemon were real'. Seriously :D. Not for years now though, my adult self is pleased to report <Awkward clear of throat that is difficult to get across via written text>.
Now watching IT Crowd, an episode I haven't seen! :D Awesome. It's the one they play Dungeons and Dragons. It's brilliant. I have Dungeons and Dragons (no joke) me and my brothers played it fairly recently, all five of us. I'm always the Dungeon Master (Moss's part). Warden trivia. It's a really fantastic episode :D. It's taught me anything can be solved by throwing whatever it is out a window. HA HA (seriously).
I think that'll do, world. Wherever you are spare a thought for the scruffy drop out near-but-not-quite-in Wisbech, waiting for Uni. I like Hugh Laurie's music but definitely NOT House. Another friends birthday today, can't help thinking he deserves a bit party-like do as well. I'll break into his house and set fire to his curtains for that 'strobe-lighting rave effect' for a rocking party :).
Holiday Saturday, a week in the sun, lazing and swimming and cave diving and being exotic. I think I can do that. I'm not going to take my phone with me, so I'll talk when I get back.
Fuck off world :)
[GOOD SONG BTW] ... Click that.
[A MESSAGE MORE THAN A SONG, BUT STILL A SONG] ... Click that too. Not a song I like, especially the video. Still, listen. :)
[ANOTHER] ... This one is to play me out. Remember me :).
PEACE X
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