Thank fuck for the Family Guy weekend...

Read me with Say you don't mind, by Colin Blunstone in the background (new thing, I'm going to have a theme tune at the start of every post from now on, makes the whole shabang more interactive :D. His name there is a link to the song by the way, just hover over it and it'll come up with the click-y thing :).

Hello everybody, this is Monticore, he's a lion, I have a lion now. This morning I went to the zoo and they wouldn't let me have one and then I went back with a shotgun and I have a lion now... :D

I am not the most sympathetic person in the world. In fact, disclosing anything personal to me would result in extreme boredom, contempt and disappointment. For me that is. Hell, you might get something out of it, if you can't read human faces very well maybe you'll think I give a shit, some kind of comfort from my company. If you're not after a laugh I'm going to get very very bored very very quickly, so I'm going to go find fun people. The ones setting fire to faeries (did you know that word had an 'e' in it, btw?? I didn't, I'm fucking 19...) and other cute things. The cool cats playing jazz while getting laid and injecting meth into their eyeballs. So yeah, when people decide to talk about their problems, in any form, I'd like some... perspective. Maybe some people have experienced a lot more than you know, but never mention it. I'm a stupidly arrogant and self-confident guy, with good reason, but never press myself upon people. My problems, for example, don't have to become other peoples problems, so maybe others could learn to deal with their own? And making it public? Even more pathetic: hinting at it?? Like, going as far as publicly talking about themselves, their own problems, but not even mentioning it, just hoping others will ask? As if the worry and ambiguity will make people care. Get over yourselves. Maybe people will one day realise it is pathetic. I have the apparently difficult ability to get on with my life, and you know what? Its pretty sweet.

Don't ask my opinion if you can't stand the answer. The truth is harsh :). Like the Nazi's. Like the Nazi's if they were telling the truth... and were harsh about it... you know what, forget it, shit simile.

Okay, rant over, hey, I really hope you're watching the Family Guy weekend. It's much better than sleep. It's half one, so I'm getting the blog out the way early so Peter Griffin can receive my full attention during my more active parts of the night. I am genuinely hilarious really late at night, not to mention stunningly good looking. And this is really modest. You know what, before you ask, I have actually heard the phrase 'Modesty is an attractive trait', but only ever from ugly people. So I'll remain excellent. I deserve it. Seriously, this is me: http://www.facebook.com/aaron.warden1

Hmm... I guess I should let you know about my week. It was really fast. I woke up on Saturday thinking it was Tuesday =D. Apparently it's Friday. I mean Wednesday. Pfff, roses are red, Hitler is dead, legs are spread and so it butter. Head.

I forget what I was talking about. Something to do with Cadbury's Cream Eggs? Like, instead of eyeballs? Probably.

Went Banminton-ing on <non-committal-mrmpfh-sound>day, was excellent, shenanigans after too :). Went to the pub down the road, literally in walking distance, for the first time the other day. Got drinks, there was a band, who were absolutely amazing. They had a fiddle, played Nirvana and Lenny Kravitz and others. Everything had an Irish lilt, though the electric guitar and absolute psycho on the drums made sure the true spirit of these drug-induced songs was not lost :). Had a very productive few weeks, been out of the house far too often and pulling the girl in Subway is proving really expensive :D. Though going well, I'll keep you posted :). I wasn't going to bother, but then I got really bored for a few minutes the other day, and now I am. Plus I'm too poor to afford bungee jumping, so I'm doing it myself. Like, bungee-less.

The EVENT HORIZON. Oh my god, that has to be the sexiest scientific term there is. Don't you think? Anyway, I'm going now, I'll warn you next time about how much of a piece of shit my blog is. It's going to be a completely movie-related one, another post I base around a few planned-out jokes that have bubbled to the surface. They are pretty funny.

Oh, and my killing spree is going to include some perspective.

PEACE X