Deep philosophical and psychological garbage.

WELCOME BACK WARDY!

Yeah, hey world.

I MISSED YOU!

Yes, you are indeed human, probably female. I'm used to it. I'd say I missed you too, but I knew you'd miss me more, so I missed you less than I probably would have done. Missing people works like that, in the end I can't give a fuck, because really I knew you'd miss me more until the time comes down to it, creating a certain air of power and non-caring. Now I'm the one who has to entertain you, in the form of a blog post, and roles are reversed. Missing things work like that, don't you think? I need it, but it needs me more, so suddenly I don't need it and can take advantage by not writing a post. Here we are and you couldn't give a shit, especially after reading this so far.

FUCK OFF WARDY!

See? Oh, and I agree. Now I can be mad at you for getting frustrated even though I've been the frustrating douche.

Schizophrenia is informative. And surprisingly downbeat. I thought it'd be funny. Like senile people. Not that both these sides are me, I'm the capitals. Probably. :)

... I've finished the conversation with myself now, you can wake up. I have some serious issues with my blog that need figuring out, but don't worry, we'll continue swearing at each other until the other stops taking advantage. Maybe in the next post which I'll try to publish soon.
I would have some small heart-to-heart with you world, but as previously mentioned you couldn't give a fuck and I am terrifically bored / illiterate / busy being bored and illiterate.

It's almost like a moral decision, but not really, because no one's going to find out, so I'm doing it. =D

It's like I have some kind of exotic death wish. Like, suffocating on caviare or losing a viscous cock-fight on a rainbow with Cameron Diaz and Zaphod Bebblebrox. Probably. Playing with fire. It's not clever, but if everything is juggled right, what's the worst that could happen? White lies here and there.

We go into the bear pit.

If you can make sense of that your probably someone who doesn't read this usually. You'll have come to expect a lower degree of conversation. Don't worry, I'll fit in the whole 'Cream eggs instead of eyes for my suicide' thing. There we are.

Terrific...
Terrific.

This isn't the 'How I got arrested' post. I've told most of you anyway =/. Suffice to say I'm pretty amazing and suddenly more reckless than usual.

This was kinda a serious post, not my usual cutely un-funny antics. The world will be back to normal in the next one fans, don't worry :).

PEACE X