It's 5:30am in my 2-week-old uni room and I'm itching to tidy it. That is the most interesting opening to this as I could think of. Because it's 5:30am.
I can't tidy it because the girl in my bed is fast asleep. I also can't tidy it because, well, I mean who gives a fuck.
I have a lecture at 10o'clock tomorrow which I probably wont go to because I'm still awake. Did I mention the time? It's fucking 5:30am and the girl in my bed stole the quilt.
So instead I'm writing a blog post with an interesting opening and glancing occasionally at my bed to see if a quilt stealing opportunity presents itself to me. I'm also seriously considering tidying the energy drink cans and crisp packets from my room floor to a slightly different part of my room floor. Then I can fill that space with the next weeks energy drink cans and crisp packets.
Or maybe I could think of something slightly more interesting to say about my time at uni so far. Seems worth a try. I've been clubbing drinking pubbing puking partying climbing dancing singing laughing screwing joking and leaving out commas in long lists. Epic is an understatement, though how much I miss my family really is painful. Luckily my new friends are epic too. Oh, and the girl in my bed with my quilt.
Though if level of epic is directly proportional to something like how much I want my quilt, which in turn is associated with it being fucking 5:30am, then not at all epic. Quilts are epic.
Because it's 5:30am.
Which is fairly early for the last few weeks by the way, so it really is absolutely nothing to complain about or even mention.
I'm going to go fight for a quilt.
PEACE X
Friday, 7 October 2011
Saturday, 27 August 2011
Meth for thought :)
The phrase 'food for thought' seemed out-dated and under-appreciative of how AWESOME everything I write is.
Seriously though children, drugs are bad. Don't do drugs. Least until you have enough to get properly screwed. Good people.
I've changed the design of my blog page thing, well I'm going to in a sec. When this was written what you see now was merely an abstract idea floating around my big brain. Something white hopefully, and I'm going to try and centre the main post... The format in which you're reading this will betray whether I was successful or not... Did it work? How is the future, world? Better because of my new-look blog, or way better because of my new-look blog?
Awesome.
A VIDEO ~ !
Space age. I figure I can write less now. I listen to that song once every other day because it's more right than anyone I've ever met. LOVE <3
Dunno if the heart thing will work on blogger, but I'm PRETTY DAMN EXCITED TO FIND OUT.
Not sure If sarcasm will work on blogger either, but it's worth a shot and I've made it fairly obvious. Fingers crossed ! ! ... :)
A few weeks ago Student Finance agreed to lend me booze money I mean party money I mean uni-study-living money I mean booze money. Like, fuck loads. A few days later the Uni I've applied for, Keele, sent through all of the accommodation mass of boring and a massive CONGRATULATIONS, though they're the ones who're going to be so much better off with me around. So CONGRATULATIONS Keele. You did awesome. I'm really really really really really (really x the amount of time for Achilles to pass the turtle) excited :D. Literally cannot wait. Literally. Will be a problem not to get laid, because I'm stunningly attractive. I mean really. Getting my hair cut later this week, it's all good in the hood. Never better in the ghett..a. Damn. Gay.
...
Search 'Zeno's Paradoxes' If you give a shit about the Achilles turtle thing, It's actually really interesting and creepily logical. I love logic.
How manly is my page btw? Like, really. Snake, German radio, Jessica Alba pictures, Michael Jordan quotes and a car loan estimator. Try not to enjoy yourself too much world. You're welcome.
:D UNI :D UNI :D UNI :D UNI :D
I've got to go now :). I work pretty much every day at a jeweller in Kings Lynn, town in Norfolk, England. It's good fun :). Everything is good fun really :). Except for my kinda awkwardly suicidal addiction to energy drinks =/.
Apart from that though, all's dandy.
PEACE XXXXXXXXXXXX
p.s. This is my second-from-last post ever... I know exactly what my last is going to say, but that's going to be a lot closer to when I leave this disgusting place. Enjoy your summers / lives people. I am :).
Peace again :).
Seriously though children, drugs are bad. Don't do drugs. Least until you have enough to get properly screwed. Good people.
I've changed the design of my blog page thing, well I'm going to in a sec. When this was written what you see now was merely an abstract idea floating around my big brain. Something white hopefully, and I'm going to try and centre the main post... The format in which you're reading this will betray whether I was successful or not... Did it work? How is the future, world? Better because of my new-look blog, or way better because of my new-look blog?
Awesome.
A VIDEO ~ !
Space age. I figure I can write less now. I listen to that song once every other day because it's more right than anyone I've ever met. LOVE <3
Dunno if the heart thing will work on blogger, but I'm PRETTY DAMN EXCITED TO FIND OUT.
Not sure If sarcasm will work on blogger either, but it's worth a shot and I've made it fairly obvious. Fingers crossed ! ! ... :)
A few weeks ago Student Finance agreed to lend me booze money I mean party money I mean uni-study-living money I mean booze money. Like, fuck loads. A few days later the Uni I've applied for, Keele, sent through all of the accommodation mass of boring and a massive CONGRATULATIONS, though they're the ones who're going to be so much better off with me around. So CONGRATULATIONS Keele. You did awesome. I'm really really really really really (really x the amount of time for Achilles to pass the turtle) excited :D. Literally cannot wait. Literally. Will be a problem not to get laid, because I'm stunningly attractive. I mean really. Getting my hair cut later this week, it's all good in the hood. Never better in the ghett..a. Damn. Gay.
...
Search 'Zeno's Paradoxes' If you give a shit about the Achilles turtle thing, It's actually really interesting and creepily logical. I love logic.
How manly is my page btw? Like, really. Snake, German radio, Jessica Alba pictures, Michael Jordan quotes and a car loan estimator. Try not to enjoy yourself too much world. You're welcome.
:D UNI :D UNI :D UNI :D UNI :D
I've got to go now :). I work pretty much every day at a jeweller in Kings Lynn, town in Norfolk, England. It's good fun :). Everything is good fun really :). Except for my kinda awkwardly suicidal addiction to energy drinks =/.
Apart from that though, all's dandy.
PEACE XXXXXXXXXXXX
p.s. This is my second-from-last post ever... I know exactly what my last is going to say, but that's going to be a lot closer to when I leave this disgusting place. Enjoy your summers / lives people. I am :).
Peace again :).
Tuesday, 9 August 2011
Politics.
CLICK THESE CAPITALS for the song that goes with this post. :)
How do you see a well run Autocracy, world? History shows us that only cruel leaders employ Autocratic ideals, but logically shouldn't a few of them work? In case you're wondering, Autocracy is basically a Police State, a country with a forceful arm of justice that prevents the kind of sights dominating the news or maybe even out your front windows at the moment.
I got the term from Sid Meier's Civilisation V, I'm afraid. Having taken a gap year between sixth form and university to play computer games, you could say I'm pretty much an expert/nerd. One of the social policies available for your civilisation is Autocracy, providing a lot of rigidity to your empire. Larger, better equipped forces for internal governing, within the borders, to keep the public predictable, but not caged. A climate of safety but not fear. The last man to really give this a go was called Hitler and was a disgusting creation.
Happiness can be achieved through order, as long as the force is well trained enough. Imagine everyone in a pointless job in present day England becoming part of a nationwide justice system. An entity that is anti-force but well trained in that very area, so everyone can live exactly as they do today except unafraid. Not a force as such, but more a guard. 5% of the work force with goals of protection and vigilance toward the general public, a public apparently bent on self-destruction.
Would people notice if one other thing in their lives became slightly more predictable? If the one thing heavily emphasised about such an idea were anti-corruption, it would work. If no one man had too much power, instead a republic of leaders within the leading party with only the power to organise, but not command, were in charge, it would work. It takes one honourable man with no fantasies of power to make it so. Ideally someone who wouldn't enter a political career in the first place. Hm.
The reports coming out of London made me write this, and therefore my masculine instinct of 'I could do better'. Like Jeremy Clarkson asking the audience on the other weeks Top Gear if they could complete the test track quicker... they all said they could. I should be in charge. I know exactly what I'd do.
Yeah, I've been watching Gladiator and playing too much Civilisation... :)
In an badly fitting ending to a boring blog post, my life is excellent xD. Great summer so far, party Saturday, Red Bull in hand.
PEACE X
How do you see a well run Autocracy, world? History shows us that only cruel leaders employ Autocratic ideals, but logically shouldn't a few of them work? In case you're wondering, Autocracy is basically a Police State, a country with a forceful arm of justice that prevents the kind of sights dominating the news or maybe even out your front windows at the moment.
I got the term from Sid Meier's Civilisation V, I'm afraid. Having taken a gap year between sixth form and university to play computer games, you could say I'm pretty much an expert/nerd. One of the social policies available for your civilisation is Autocracy, providing a lot of rigidity to your empire. Larger, better equipped forces for internal governing, within the borders, to keep the public predictable, but not caged. A climate of safety but not fear. The last man to really give this a go was called Hitler and was a disgusting creation.
Happiness can be achieved through order, as long as the force is well trained enough. Imagine everyone in a pointless job in present day England becoming part of a nationwide justice system. An entity that is anti-force but well trained in that very area, so everyone can live exactly as they do today except unafraid. Not a force as such, but more a guard. 5% of the work force with goals of protection and vigilance toward the general public, a public apparently bent on self-destruction.
Would people notice if one other thing in their lives became slightly more predictable? If the one thing heavily emphasised about such an idea were anti-corruption, it would work. If no one man had too much power, instead a republic of leaders within the leading party with only the power to organise, but not command, were in charge, it would work. It takes one honourable man with no fantasies of power to make it so. Ideally someone who wouldn't enter a political career in the first place. Hm.
The reports coming out of London made me write this, and therefore my masculine instinct of 'I could do better'. Like Jeremy Clarkson asking the audience on the other weeks Top Gear if they could complete the test track quicker... they all said they could. I should be in charge. I know exactly what I'd do.
Yeah, I've been watching Gladiator and playing too much Civilisation... :)
In an badly fitting ending to a boring blog post, my life is excellent xD. Great summer so far, party Saturday, Red Bull in hand.
PEACE X
Sunday, 24 July 2011
Lapras.
I got reported to Facebook today :L.
HA HA HA HA HA
Several months ago a friend fraped me, adding everyone in the world with the surname 'Laprus', after the Pokemon:
I'd been playing a Pokemon Game Boy game on a rest day in Laandan not so long ago when this hilarious stunt was pulled. Turns out it's a fairly common name in eastern Europe. It also turns out it's spelt LaprAs. So now I'm friends with lots of very confused Russians who can't seem to understand that they're the product of a bad joke gone completely wrong that wasn't funny in the first place. Feel free to wonder where the 'Joke' observation came from. No matter how much I try to explain, in Google-translated Russian or Brazilian or whatever, that they're almost a large blue Pokemon, they just don't get it. I even link them pictures etc. Well, one of them reported me to the man today for responding to a 'Poke' with 'A link to a Pokemon hentai porn site'. This was seen as inappropriate, I received an official warning and hilarity goes on :D.
Alicja Laprus needs to grow some balls.
Like this:
Except with an A and plural.
The powers that be at Facebook were pretty gay about the entire situation. My email in reply was wondering why they didn't think it was funny, if they'd actually seen the porn on offer and even some further watching to broaden their Pokemon hentai horizons, to which they responded with 'Warning number 2', so they're now watching everything I do on Facebook for a time :D HA. And that's not even the best part... I've found the guy working for Facebook who sent the email ON Facebook, who is now friends with my anonymous account :D. So I'm lining up Digimon porn, which is more of an insult than porn. So yeah, it's pretty weird. Like, the whole thing.
I'm going to Google+ anyway :).
Can anyone mourning the loss of Amy Winehouse please search 'Norway shooting' on BBC news? Please. One of these needs to be remembered as a worldwide disaster, the other forgotten, whatever it was. With all due respect, like half of it. There's nothing I can say about either for entirely different reasons, so I'll move on.
Turns out there's a courthouse in Wisbech. The sign is missing. In fact, the only sign of habitation is pinned up on the wonk in an upstairs window. A small-ish England flag from the Sun magazine... in an impartial courthouse to a town that's 50% immigrants. The 'impartial' was sarcastic, in the same sense 'racially tolerant' or 'justified' would be.
God I need to get to Keele (uni in the north). I'm getting over two grand in a month :D. Camping on Wednesday FOR TWO DAYS :D :D :D :D :D. Tequila is the new drink. Complete with salt and lime/lemon :D. This summer is going to be excellent. And insane. Me and a friend (same Lapras spamming one) have a taste for illegal drunken actions. This is probably the last post for a long time readers, make the most of it. Find me on Facebook or Google+, I'm Aaron Warden. The ridiculously good looking one in a suit.
I'm not sure if I can actually get better looking. It used to be a joke but I am genuinely the best looking person you will ever meet, as you may be able to tell from a few recent posts.
Bask in my magnificence.
:D PEACE :D XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
HA HA HA HA HA
Several months ago a friend fraped me, adding everyone in the world with the surname 'Laprus', after the Pokemon:
Alicja Laprus needs to grow some balls.
Like this:
Except with an A and plural.
The powers that be at Facebook were pretty gay about the entire situation. My email in reply was wondering why they didn't think it was funny, if they'd actually seen the porn on offer and even some further watching to broaden their Pokemon hentai horizons, to which they responded with 'Warning number 2', so they're now watching everything I do on Facebook for a time :D HA. And that's not even the best part... I've found the guy working for Facebook who sent the email ON Facebook, who is now friends with my anonymous account :D. So I'm lining up Digimon porn, which is more of an insult than porn. So yeah, it's pretty weird. Like, the whole thing.
I'm going to Google+ anyway :).
Can anyone mourning the loss of Amy Winehouse please search 'Norway shooting' on BBC news? Please. One of these needs to be remembered as a worldwide disaster, the other forgotten, whatever it was. With all due respect, like half of it. There's nothing I can say about either for entirely different reasons, so I'll move on.
Turns out there's a courthouse in Wisbech. The sign is missing. In fact, the only sign of habitation is pinned up on the wonk in an upstairs window. A small-ish England flag from the Sun magazine... in an impartial courthouse to a town that's 50% immigrants. The 'impartial' was sarcastic, in the same sense 'racially tolerant' or 'justified' would be.
God I need to get to Keele (uni in the north). I'm getting over two grand in a month :D. Camping on Wednesday FOR TWO DAYS :D :D :D :D :D. Tequila is the new drink. Complete with salt and lime/lemon :D. This summer is going to be excellent. And insane. Me and a friend (same Lapras spamming one) have a taste for illegal drunken actions. This is probably the last post for a long time readers, make the most of it. Find me on Facebook or Google+, I'm Aaron Warden. The ridiculously good looking one in a suit.
I'm not sure if I can actually get better looking. It used to be a joke but I am genuinely the best looking person you will ever meet, as you may be able to tell from a few recent posts.
Bask in my magnificence.
:D PEACE :D XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Saturday, 23 July 2011
Monday, 18 July 2011
Friday, 15 July 2011
Maybe slightly crazy.
HAHAHA :D Me and my brother ran to a field at midnight, decided to see who was faster, had a race, stole ELEVEN traffic cones on the way back (:D), climbed a few trees and his school, then returned home to find no one disturbed by our leaving at all :D.
Fuck that was amazing. Still pretty pumped, time for a wank.
Today was good, It's good seeing everyone all the time :D.
CIAO WORLD
PEACE XXXXXXXXXX :D
Fuck that was amazing. Still pretty pumped, time for a wank.
Today was good, It's good seeing everyone all the time :D.
CIAO WORLD
PEACE XXXXXXXXXX :D
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