Are you not entertained?? What? I still have to put effort into this post, after thinking about the title for the last two days?? (seriously)
Fuck.
Erm, I guess I should aim for what the title said, you unlucky reader you. The first bit is drivel, which is a surprise to no one. Okay, I'm white but the rest of it wouldn't make less sense if I wasn't not black. I do give a shit if that didn't not make sense.
Two 'obscenities' in the first few lines? Yeah, it's one of those posts.
Actually, that is (or isn't, I lost track after the first four double negatives, or just got really bored) kinda true. I am a piece of trash waste of space, but luckily that really doesn't matter because I'm happy and know some good people :).
Actually, that is (or isn't, I lost track after the first four double negatives, or just got really bored) kinda true. I am a piece of trash waste of space, but luckily that really doesn't matter because I'm happy and know some good people :).
The whole badminton thing:
This sub-title is complete with booming music, stunning light show, explosions, naked women, dragons, milk, ironing, dead fish and the lemon mind-powering hat in The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.
OBVIOUSLY not in that order, that's dangerous.
OBVIOUSLY not in that order, that's dangerous.
Everything a good badminton match needs :).
Well yeah, it was just badminton actually, went perfectly adequately thank you. Moving on...
The almost-whole mothers day thing:
I finally understand my mums game. Having lots of kids, more presents and surprises and such on mothers day. Seems a bit crazy just for one day a year where it makes sense, but I'm fairly sure that's why she's done it. Bit silly. There were cards and money and breakfast in bed and flowers and smiles and such. My family actually seemed like a sickly-sweet family, gum drop rainbows etc. Kinda weird, being a hardened punk-ass myself, just wanted to set fire to the place :).
I'm obviously kidding, it was excellent. I forgot to get her a present, so I brought her a football in town, went to kick it around in the walks to... er... test it, then gave it to her. I'm still alive to write this, so she too took it as a joke :D.
As can be seen, that is the end of my list of 'things to discuss'. Please don't cry or kill yourself after gouging your eyes out and replacing them with cream eggs, aka manly ways to die. The hilarious part of that is that you're infinitely more likely to suddenly hate your eyes from reading this blog, not the fact it's ended.
Maybe I'll do it :L.
(I'll laugh as if that's a joke)
In other news, my shoulder hurts, I'm eating a bagel and the curtain peg is wonky. I've taken up a strict routine of doing fuck all, sometimes exercising or writing if things get really crazy. People are back for Easter, seeing them tomorrow very hopefully, the family are cool, all is well. Plus some cool goings on happened (again) today, which has made me very happy(er) :).
Because I just couldn't let this post end without one more shitty grammatical fuck up :).
PEACE X
I'm obviously kidding, it was excellent. I forgot to get her a present, so I brought her a football in town, went to kick it around in the walks to... er... test it, then gave it to her. I'm still alive to write this, so she too took it as a joke :D.
As can be seen, that is the end of my list of 'things to discuss'. Please don't cry or kill yourself after gouging your eyes out and replacing them with cream eggs, aka manly ways to die. The hilarious part of that is that you're infinitely more likely to suddenly hate your eyes from reading this blog, not the fact it's ended.
Maybe I'll do it :L.
(I'll laugh as if that's a joke)
In other news, my shoulder hurts, I'm eating a bagel and the curtain peg is wonky. I've taken up a strict routine of doing fuck all, sometimes exercising or writing if things get really crazy. People are back for Easter, seeing them tomorrow very hopefully, the family are cool, all is well. Plus some cool goings on happened (again) today, which has made me very happy(er) :).
Because I just couldn't let this post end without one more shitty grammatical fuck up :).
PEACE X
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