I assume I'm not the only one playing Advanced Lawnmower Simulator? :D (seriously) http://www.worldofspectrum.org/infoseekid.cgi?id=0000089 or if you're a pussy and won't download it, there's a version on facebook :).
Who said I never helped forward the human race, improving your world and life and everything else I know is less than my own? Unfortunately I can't do much for your looks, just don't stand next to me, it'll destroy your self confidence by making you look shit by comparison. Genuinely awful, like cum dumpster awful. I can also do similes.
Now that's out of the way...
I'm in a reckless mood. Like, jumping from a spiky death moon of destruction and death into a live volcano full of hyenas and lava and hyenas made of lava while being shot by cyborg Al-Qaeda death demons of death. Oh, and I'm injecting Meth into my eyeballs with a scorpion while jumping. Instead of the conventional ice-cream-scooper, for replacing eyes with cream-egg-shaped solid Meth crack acid cyanide. I'm being so damn bad ass it's like it's going out of fashion. :)
Still playing Advanced Lawnmower Simulator btw. I'll do the whole reckless vaguely cool thing later, like in a different life maybe when I have gargantuan balls and less of an ego. And where there's no Advanced Lawnmower Simulator.
I really should be moving on, I'm sorry if I've pissed you off slightly in this post so far, I really am, but I'm not. Nah, kidding, but I won't say which bit I'm kidding about. Like, maybe I'm sorry about the lawn. HA, wtf, who am I kidding, I'm amazing at Advanced Lawnmower Simulator. Like everything else in the world, as previously discussed. :)
I often dream about killing you. Hence the cream egg in the title (replacing your eyes with them). PLUS it's Easter themed :D.
(First time in a long while I've tied the title into the post, thought I'd try the expected. It was as boring as I expected.)
No doubt very soon you will return the favour (killing me). If you know me it'll be easy, if you don't just think of the best looking guy you know and double his personality toward a hilarity angle... :D
Yeah, It's still going. Like the dandelion on the Ronseal advert it keeps coming back until you kill the root. So yeah, back to that small snag in our relationship, oh dearest blog reader. The fact you haven't killed me yet. Do it, make a Horcrux, be an anagram.
Just let me finish Advanced Lawnmower Simulator. :)
Let's see... The last few days have been pretty epic. The teenage overuse of that word is finally warranted here, so don't worry nerds. Saw a friend Wednesday, pretty deep conversations and some pretty retarded ones. Overall very fun :). Thursday I saw my best friends, which to me sounds homo, which it is. We had an exceptional laugh and I remembered how hilarious I and I guess they are. Some shenanigans and vile conversation. Best day I've had in a very long time, since Laandan maybe :). Friday another very good friend talked about himself too much during an afternoon spent completing a game, I talked about myself too much and eventually shizzle kizzle fizzled izzle. Then Saturday (yesterday, for it is 3 in the morning eagle-eyed viewer) I wondered into the walks and found some old Marshland friends playing football. They asked me to play, I completely destroyed them, earned respect from the ones I didn't know and ended up drunk climbing a wall somewhere I can't recall. It's been productive :D. Like, really good. Baking hot and smoking-ly sensual.
Globe tomorrow AND BEYOND.
Depending on how much brain I have left that isn't smush after playing Advanced Lawnmower Simulator for the last 2 (and future 5/6) hours :).
I really really was kidding with all of the self-importance toward the beginning folks, it was just a way to get across the few jokes I'd thought of :D. Sorry.
I've had my fill of being cool and popular I think. I miss being a geek, sitting alone on Pokemon and only talking about RAM again :). It's where I belong. Maths and masturbating.
PEACE X
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