Something almost Shakespearean.

HEY EVERYONE

:D

I'm in a pretty good mood, and apparently, for reasons unknown to science, religion or Matt Damon (instant Team America retard (or genius in you're reading from America) voice), mood is directly proportional to how well you can write a blog post. I'd say you're in luck, but unfortunately it's also restricted by vocabulary, grammar, general know-how of anything to do with the English language, attention span and blood alcohol level. Being a drunk retard, the mood thing is completely cancelled out. Luckily for ME it's only you who'll be effected by this absolute lack of literary prowess. I'm blissfully oblivious.

As in blissfully oblivious in a 'I banged my head really hard today and should probably go to the hospital because I'm fainting occasionally and the open brain-wound is starting to attract flies' way.

Does anyone else think it's weird I've ended up talking about that sort of thing after starting with 'I'm in a pretty good mood' ?? I guess depression, anguish and pain define my life. <Awkward pause>. Kidding. :)

Right, now the hard part, a reason to write this post. Something actually interesting to talk to you about. Erm... How are you? Good start. How about a quick description of my day? Things can only get better, after all.

The reason for my great mood: I'VE RE-INSTALLED ROME TOTAL WAR. :D.
Bloody hell it's good. Today was the first day for a while (and for the next ages) that I did't have a plan. Least, it was cancelled. For the next several hours, in which my family ran off somewhere I should probably remember, the most social interaction I had was with my hand puppet Rex. Which, in case you were wondering, is fairly monotone after the first few roars. Being a T-Rex, the conversation is grunts, growls and occasional bursts of classical singing. This Neanderthal level of interaction is kinda familiar to me though, having so many Football Friends (fuck you Inbetweeners quoters) :).

So today I:
-Woke up
-Realised I wasn't going to do anything at all that day
-Went back to bed
-Woke up
-Started digging the garden
-10 minutes later
-Finished digging the garden, kinda
-Pledged to do nothing else that day, for health reasons
-Grabbed a beer
-Downloaded ROME
-Wrote this post

What are my plans for the immediate future, I hear your eager voice plea in captivated awe? Play Rome, eventually sleep, maybe. Depending on how much electricity there is in the world :). Erm, all is good, things are cool, the muffin is buttered. Thanks for the mention Amy :D. I haven't got a clue how to link your blog to mine, so if your reading this and need something to even-out the torture of mine, click her link on the right under 'followers' :).

Meeting people tomorrow, shopping and cinema Sunday, Portal Monday (new regular thing??). Not much else to report and I didn't really want to publish the Maths one yet, it's still in development. Don't kill yourselves yet audience, be happy. Just think of things being really good and they will be really good ^_^. Oh, and Rome: Total War helps :).

This one's ended pretty gay, so lets go crazy:

LOVE AND PEACE AND SOMETHING ELSE HIPPY X

Sorry :D