Ethan's a dick.

I was seriously considering continuing the seriousness of the title into the post itself, as in not beginning with the usual mind-blowing joke and instead ranting about my Granddaughter.
Then I realised hilarity is a gift to be used for the good of mankind, and a joke will follow. Over the past few days a face-melting build up of comic genius has led me to become kinda brilliant. Lucky you :).
Plus Ethan isn't my Granddaughter. Or a dick (though, awkwardly, if you check my facebook page both of these will be disproved... :D).
Damn, the honourable mention turned into an entire paragraph, and counting. Better backtrack, yeah, dick. :L (Laughing smiley, I got away with it.)

I kinda entered this blog without anything to talk about. Luckily my life is rich in excitement.
HA.
(That was the afore mentioned super-funny-anti-joke by the way. I agree, I should be dead.)

Have you ever really paid attention to the music on Kick-Ass? I'll assume you've seen the film, else you're going to be really really bored. The brassy bits in some of the songs are fantastic, like the brief cut songs between scenes that steal the show. Re-watch it :). It was brilliant at the cinema, like my 3rd favourite film... of 2010... hm. Behind Inception and Scott Pilgrim vs. The World. Well, if you count films I saw for the first time that year Gladiator and A Beautiful Mind were both better too. Damn, I'm underselling it, like a giraffe among velociraptors.
Don't ask me why, just go with it :). It's half 2 in the morning, prime blogging time, even if I have been out tonight :D.
Yeah, I go out now.
Now, being someone I know no doubt you've seriously considered murder. Well, me too. It's not necessarily something I'd plan on doing, but if the need arose, yeah. I think I could. For my own safety, or for others, I'd very briefly consult my better judgement and stab someone. Hell, if they were most wanted, a known criminal, anything along those lines, some vigilante stabbing would probably be welcome, right? Plus I really hate humanity.
I wonder if this is how serial killers start?
That was a rhetorical question, I don't need your opinion here, I'm doing it. Hum :).

In other news, people are back from uni :D so life is good. It's insane how much we laugh in a single day. You know, you actually lose weight from laughing? Explains the Mathletes athletic physique, even against that much maths.
But then that begs the question, what happened to Bending?
I'm kidding, me love him long time :). Like, in a depressingly A-sexual way.

There's more to be said,but I'm really really tired, so you'll have to wait. Sorry about the fairly downbeat mood and lack of direction of this one folks, but I've been awake for over 10 hours, which is crazy for me these days :D. I'll tell you about my April fool joke tomorrow :).

PEACE X