Is this a good enough reason to write this post? ... <-- Possibly the worst title yet =/.

I know starting blog post with a question is poor form, but if I'd used correct grammar you'd have wondered who had hacked into my blogger account.

The 'this' mentioned in the title is a status on Facebook I wrote. The 'kill you' bit is not important. Answering my own question, no, it's a bloody dreadful thing to base a post on, but I'll do my best to make it more enjoyable than Ebola, for example.

How considerate of me :).

And surprisingly different to other posts.

The status was about who I was going to see today. Something about a North Korean, a Polish person and a Jew killer. It almost sounds like the start of an old 'Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman' joke, except you know as well as I do it's very unlikely I'll ever post anything actually funny on here. It was my (dickish) attempt to list the three friends I thought I'd see today. Believe it or not it's a pretty good mix. Some ethnic diversity, others with genocidal thoughts. Makes for good dinner conversation.

HA I've never been involved in good conversation.

But in all seriousness (at least, as serious as I'm likely to get) t'was a very good day. Other people showed up and we had muchas fun :D. I fear my sweet, innocent childhood memories of playing with Lego have forever been polluted with a new association. The Rocky Horror Picture Show. I built a spaceship for a Lego horse so it can go to Lego planets and buy Lego space-groceries, but during this idyllic typical 19-year-old activity (right?!) we put that musical on. It was one of the weirdest and most uncomfortable things I've ever seen. Fantastic and enjoyable in so many new and unexplored ways. I'll leave it at that. :D

Erm, I really had no idea what to write in this one folks. It's weird, blogging this early, it's like the middle of the day. Grasping at straws with the story so far to be honest. Not really telling a story as such either, just vague mentions of what happened with a few half-asked attempts at jokes, which were the only real reason for posting this. We both know it.

Lets see. (Yeah, it's not the end yet. No mercy). I'm helping dig the garden, after getting about two feet down I've decided to go for the centre of the earth and become famous :). May as well get to the core and bring the earth unlimited power. The money, the babes, the all-you-can-eat Marzipan buffets. You know, during my spare time. I'm still kicking ass on Pokemon, one of them is called Aron (the joke here is that Aaron is MY name, which is definitely new to most of you. Not Wardy). United are through, my ass muscles no longer hurt, all is well.

Plan for tomorrow: stay in the house. I'm always out these days :). And after that to infinity and beyond. Stay tuned folks, I know this one is possibly the worst yet, but that's because I've started writing the next one (too much spare time). I lost heart in this one about an hour ago while wanking.

The next post is about Maths :D. Who wouldn't want to read it?!?!

PEACE X